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No​č​ní M​ů​ra

by Czech Norris

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1.
GTFO 02:17
They gone woke the beast, poked me then hoped for peace Sold me hokey dreams only to put me face down on the street So fuck police When the police pulled a piece on me I changed my tag to ACAB asap Kinda like payback for every time they pulled me over For no reason, completely sober Probing me like, “Where the weed at?” Fuck all y'all, I was cheering on Dorner in ‘13 and Ice-T in ‘93 Cause nothin’ makes me hornier Than a cop killa with a body count on a killing spree, yeah Fuck the popo We dealin’ low blows like we blowin’ oboes But really though, blowin’ O's, aerosol into the ozone Total global meltdown but Praha held down We hellbound, we atheists, the zaniest Insanest of the bunch spontaneously combustin’ Want your comeuppance? I'm sure we can come up with something We accustomed to tussling, cussing, hustling Cause capitalism snuffing us and some of us find troublesome That some of y'all be donning suits, kissing ass and tonguing boots I told them not to get me started Yet here we are, yet here we are I told them Not to get me started
2.
Funhouse 02:27
Yep Kill Krew Praha pět Yep, Czech Norris This my ammo MO, innuendo bellowed out the window Perfect demon-stration of lyrical defenestration Triple sixes, triple Xs, I'm not Xander Cage B But I go hard in these Czech Streets I'm bat shit crazy, imagine Jay Z Advocating dismantling the navy at my shows daily I’m a Mexican Trevor Noah roasting pigs like barbacoa Heated ACAB throw ups like I'm bulimic Rising from ashes like a phoenix, Fuck Jesus It's your buddy Felix, demon with a bag of tricks, scheming And I'll take a stab at politiks but when I run for office Imma run up in there on the offense with a molotov Burn it down Tear it down Burn it down Without missing a beat, let’s take this beef to the streets Get out the elegant cutlery eat the bourgeoisie (mmm) Bon appetit The cavalry coming with bayonets looking like mayonnaise I may or not be on haze, it depends on the day Paranoid delusions weighing in again, losin’ it Life in disarray, I was boozin’ it, so I had to get away Life in the states, not great Just to be clear, it’s all smoke and mirrors But just like a funhouse, there’s no escape
3.
Uh Yep Kill Krew From the depths of the underground come the sounds Of the notorious Czech Norris I’m back in the building, attack from the ceiling About to jump down and kill all your children Move, adults in the room, high off the shrooms Loonin’ the tunes with a quarter of doobs, a quart of the booze I’m in the booth like, Who lit the fuse? (you) Dazed and confused with nothing to lose I'm back on the news It’s scary, man, like Florida man, no ordinary man Shhhhhh More horror stories deep from the sheep’s little forest It’s Mr. Norris at your door like Hi! Nice to meet you, Těší mě I’m amazed I made it out the maze without a case From SD to Oly to Praha, took off cause I got lost In the drama, in the soap opera of an aging rhymer It’s like I’m out in space floatin’, hopin’ To find another place in this sometimes Hopeless piece of shit world you got me buying into Lying to me while I’m literally dying Who dat in the cool mask? The Krew back, true dat Got my groove back like Stella I’m hella too rad, hella defiant Since I was like nine and scrawling on the walls I’ve had my close calls with dying I’m eyeing retiring now, aspiring now To be a 63-year-old graffiti artist with arthritis I might as well, pops always yelled About me going right to hell But jokes on him cause I was born there And I used to wonder if I’m forever cursed To burn everything to the fucking earth Maybe, but I’d be crazy to sit back and go quietly Silently, I’ll prolly go violently Fuck it dawg, I’ll defiantly be signing off With a sawed-off to the noggin, bloggin’ it PPV from a Target, yo It’s like I’m out in space floatin’, hopin’ To find another place in this sometimes Hopeless piece of shit world you got me buying into Lying to me while I’m literally dying From the depths of the underground come the sounds Of the notorious Mr. Czech Norris I’m back on the building, attack from the ceiling About to jump down and kill all your children Move, adults in the room, high off the shrooms Loonin’ the tunes with a quarter of doobs, a quart of the booze I’m in the booth like
4.
NOFX 02:03
Shout out to the haters, fuck the fans Cause they never motivated us as much I'm off hiatus, world domination plot Leave you full of holes, Terminator Introduce you to the chopper, Arnold Schwarzenegger Born before Sega, hella buzzed but never drunk Tell the fuzz, might find your bum slumped in the trunk See we grew up in the city where the block was hot But got street smart cause cops was locking us in boxes Hence, intoxicants is what we do Tarantula Blue con un Tarantula Azul Asshole eight-legged beast about to feast on a charcuterie of beats Eat the bourgeoisie like, Bon appetite Dobrou chuť, Jo Jo Jo Já mluvím Český It's true I'm testy so don't you fuckin’ test me Mess with Czech Norris Bet your dead corpse will get left Gored, bled to death in the depths of the forest Morals not like George Soros more like Huey P Complete lunacy cause I see human needs over greed Corruption needs to be met with guillotine Or two shots to the dome then flee the scene Poverty too obscene, too routine for me As well as ruling class immunity Soon to be mutinied, humans breed infinite stupidity What we need to teach the kids is empathy and unity Truthfully and honestly I’m on my odyssey A prodigy, smack a politician no apologies And fuck scientology and Tom Cruise I’m so crude So cool hailing from the old school Devil, debil, feral with a will to kill Scratch that I’m Ice Cube about to kill at will DC signed Uncle Sam in my scope RIP Michael Reinhold, I'm right behind you Bumping Nofx Murder government Bumping Nofx Murder government Bumping Nofx Murder government Bumping Nofx Murder government
5.
Shout out to Oly Yeah, Clusterfuk Czech Norris Yo, I know it's been a while I've been miles away awaitin’, wastin’ my time creatin’ Scrapin’ by but I ain't complaining Or hatin’ on life, in fact, I'm grateful for escapin’ (Can I get an amen?) Oh hell no Hail Satan, yep, that's me always escalatin’ Like what's the most scathing statement I could be making right now, this fuckin’ second Factory farm the pigs, harm the rich Every president a terrorist Your congressmen goblin men, fraudulent con men Who robbed your pops blind then mobbed to an island Now, I don't want to get violent But it's past time we abolish cops, kings, queens Fox News, Idnes, Blesk magazine Billionaires, sinister prime ministers It's only fair we guillotine Donnie live on the air I don't mince words with incels Imbeciles should be thrown in cells Impaled with remnants of a zinfandel Intel says I raise hell with a pencil, paintbrush or stencil Or crate full of spray paint Cache of cliches sprayed daily on the face of the same bank Fuck the patriarchy and white supremacy All I wanna see is steve king hanging from a tree Now, that’s poetic justice Plus one way to keep the revolution bloodless I got that bloodlust when it comes to dumbfuck misogynists Shock jock narcissists talking shit on their shifts Imma flip this convo over to the left side Switch the light off, bid nighty night to the right side Cause it’s about fuckin’ time Someone put these goddamn kids to bed one last time I gotta get a grip Cause I got a grip of grievances Making me ill, gots to chill I ain’t trying to live stressed, I’m trying to live best But they testing my patience I’m caged in like Nick Cage waving the gauge at the rain like What? I’m about to (set the microphone on fire, fire) And the world, it can burn While you go to church, pray to Zuckerberg While they get your cheese, Camberbert Just to make the world a little worse Kill Krew Clusterfuk Czech Norris Back in this mother fucker Let’s go
6.
7.
Madman 01:37
Kill Krew Czech Norris Jsem noční můra I’m the phantom of your bad dreams, the madman in the red and green I never fight fair, I’m a nightmare in these fucking streets I’m Mad Max, mad high and mad as fuck Cause Mac died but why the hell Mel Gibson still alive Shit, two edibles and I’m incredible, effeable Even though they say I roll like Hannibal Lecter I profess I’m an English lector, corrector American defector, Professor Nutty Your buddy Murphy surely, keep it one hundy, slummy But bundle klumps of money as high as Kid Cudi Man on the moon, Andy K coming soon to the Mandalay Bay With free space cakes and Kool-Aid Laced with cyanide, I’m live at the Heaven’s Gate Aimin’ at the top, even god will feel the wrath, dawg Vacate the premises (get out) His eminence Czech Norris Venomous terrorizing Praha 5 residents
8.
Rollout 02:23
Yeah, yeah Kill Krew, Czech Norris Coming to you live From the depths of the little sheep’s forest, yo Watch me transform into a G One even more abnormal than me, my paranormal on fleek A beast on the beat prepping for war, my technique immortal Cause I was born a foreign revolutionary Prepare to get buried When the earth below you crumble, best get ready to Rumble Might be humble but I won’t Bumble Bee As it may I might stumble but won’t buckle I’m subtle like T. Rex, Grimlock Tyrannosaurus Czech Norris sludging thru Žižkov I Swoop in acting stupid, Snarl at my enemies Ruin MCs as soon as I Kamikaze on the fuckin’ scene Blowing up, showing up former Stars Screaming Like former czars leaving run out of town Grieving when the power gone, bawlin’ like Megatron I go aggro like Rambo Sideswipe your Lambo, assassinate you assholes I’ll give you three times the At-tentecion Mentions on the nightly news My henchmen on a Warpath, ready for a bloodbath Incels shut your troll traps or get toe tagged I ain’t horsing around like BoJack I’ll tranquilize your whole cast like ketamine Love me or hate me, I’m still here After all these years and still crazy Simon said put down the Ibanez And rap circles around these goddamn kids So I did Put the mask on, sarcasm sass on Kill Krew assassins back to whip some ass son Decepticons keep your pants on Or get left bloody wrapped up like a tampon
9.
Hellbound 02:35
Guess who? Yeah, it’s your kluk Czech No Kill Krew First of all, let me start with, Donald Trump can fuck off With that said, let’s move on Czech Norris getting my groove on in the depths of the forest That’s sex in public, welcome to the Czech Republic I'm reppin Praha 13, homie, třináct Modern-day G. Fawkes sparking up a jihad These bleak thoughts not for no weak hearts Sweethearts who only think about the PR I'm aiming for the apex SC trainwreck headed for some statesmen (Do you have a statement?) Fuck yeah, y'all can fuck right off This 45 will give 45 the night off And with that line you know I'm holding nothing back Never coming back, in fact, I'm off the fucking map Tell Elon I'm calling shotgun on the next Falcon, I'm gone (Czech) I’m hellbound I’m hellbound I’m never coming back I’m never coming back I’m never coming back It’s your kluk Czech No They thought I was crazy Cause all I wanted was a Pepsi, kuřecí on a jet ski Suicidal Tendencies on my iPod Fuck a body shot, I'm shooting Hennessy off the sidewalk Fighting off cops since I was fifteen The dream of a young vandal strapped with a can A young man, Mom and dad couldn't handle A young prick but still a handful I'm hands down sans sanity imagining a fantasy Where I’m causally assassinating Hannity Fox News mad at me, understandably But like them, I'm just giving my fans what they want to see I'm on an odyssey I'm never coming back from Least till they call off the manhunt And when they come with handguns I’ll be tossing fuckin’ molotovs Grab the sawed-off, Walker signing off I’m hellbound I’m hellbound I’m never coming back I’m never coming back I’m never coming back
10.
Already Dead 02:20
Czech Norris Kill Krew I've always put the music first cause fuck the world I ain't surfin' this earth to serve the interests of music nerds and as absurd as it sounds I found myself in the middle of a circus about to murder clowns So I ducked out the states like "Fuck It" Never had any love for them anyways, ask my cousin Capitalism, the catalyst, the reason why I rap like this The reason why I'm pissed and act like this Y'all don't like it y'all can run along I do this all day all night live from a panelák Six flights high still got the game on lock Y'all going nowhere still running on a log They wanted me to run it analog but fuck it, dawg I ain't giving that another thought I got a lot riding on the line I got no time for semantics, your tirades, your Amateur Antics And since my pirate radio days, I've been perpetually inundated With such insane shit every day It's got me aging at an ungodly rate like Kelly Anne Conway Donnie, I'm on my way going down the wrong way Down a one way, bumpin' Conway (No Kayne) Take offense I just love that gutter shit The other shit just utter shit and I won't fuckin' mutter it I'll say it out loud, I ain't a fuckin' moderate I'm an anti-capitalist, anarchist probably on a list And honestly, I'm utterly obnoxiously awkwardly Gawking at the walking dead standing right in front of me Wondering if this a dream or a nightmare And if it's one I'm ever waking up from or if I'm already dead.
11.
Street Kings 02:24
Fuck an introduction, rambunctious hellion Hell bent on destruction, disruption And y'all about to witness an eruption of epic proportions I'm pro-abortion, even in the fourth Sipping on a fifth working on my sixth tin Triple sixes, seven mixes I'm Netflix and spliffin’ with a little villainous vixen About to get my licks in Yep, I’m lit like a mag light Mom mad cause she still askin’ me to act right But fuck that, I'm not about a fam life In fact, fuck having kids and fuck the pigs This is graff life, we pack light Act like cat creatures in the damn night Maneuver through the sewers Gravitate to break the rules in place Just to aggravate the human race Street Kings, raised in these streets You can tell by the name on the wall Street Kings, we'll die in these streets The writing been on the wall I’m stompin’ thru my old stompin’ grounds I ain’t from Compton But been bombing Southern Californ since 1994 I’ve been assaulting all your sprawling Dirty rotten and appalling The rap calling so I had to answer Crawled on in like a cancer Like covid cause I’m fuckin’ ill I got skills to instill chills and I came to kill Fuck the rap game Cats sell they soul just to have fame Czech Norris ill enough to diss a sponsor Like monster for hocking poison at my concerts Fuck the world, I know I said it before but ill say it again Put me on CNN, I’ll say the same damn thing But add kill cops, religious heads and presidents Street Kings, raised in these streets You can tell by the name on the wall Street Kings, we'll die in these streets The writing been on the wall Street Kings, raised in these streets You can tell by the name on the wall Street Kings, we'll die in these streets The writing been on the wall
12.
Guess who’s back, guess who? It’s the motherfuckin’ Czech Norris (Czech Norris) about to kill all you mother fuckers Guess who's back, it’s not the doctor But the cockblocker, around the clock pill popper Tex Walker, I ain’t Paul But I may ball all the way to the grave Appallin’, shot-callin’, never stallin’ But always talking shit, never quit mockin’ pigs I’m awesome kids, your local mall arsonist Lobbin’ molotovs at the promenade Call me Shawn Carter cause I love poppin’ bottles On the white house lawn, guns drawn, bring it on dawg Line’s drawn, let’s get shit cracking I’ve been missing in action But I’m back now and back with a passion, Black-clad assassin in the back of the room With a black flag in my hand, who the fuck’s askin’? Been amassing an arsenal, bars from hell With some help from Azreal, shit Your cat basically Gargamel cause I pop blue Smurfs Coming hard as hell Let’s get shit cracking, let’s get champ popping Let’s get shit cracking, let’s get champ popping Let’s get shit cracking, let’s get champ popping My swan song, going black swan, fight fowl Pop bottles then toss molotovs at the white house

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released November 5, 2021

All songs produced by Czech Norris. All songs written by Czech Norris except Got Beef by Czech Norris & Victor Vazquez.

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